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Now, can we have one too please? #InaugurationDay

He seems like a very happy old man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!

Since Trump’s almost out of office, I figured this would be a fun time to remind everyone of the weirdest & dumbest sh*t our failed dictator did in the last four years that we totally forgot about.

Starting with a classic:

STARING DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN DURING A SOLAR ECLIPSE

Woke up today feeling particularly bloody happy - indeed, since Brexit and the realisation that I'm actually an English fish it's like every day is one long 1990s rave.

Donald Trump taking a poo without twitter to occupy him, just staring dead ahead like an abandoned horse.

Bet you never imagined that one day you'd be confined to your home during a deadly pandemic watching a bare-chested man with two dead raccoons on his head storm the Capitol.

Great to discover that there are so many angry, middle aged, Brexit backing men who have long been committed to the abolition of the tampon tax. I'm just surprised they've been so quiet up til now.

The internet is a cool place where you can watch peer-reviewed trials get dismissed as bullshit and an account set up on Tuesday say “I’m a nurse and all the hospitals are empty covid isn’t real” accompanied with a screengrab of holby city get 5,000 retweets

Perhaps, every so often, we should take a minute or two out of our busy schedules and find a quiet space to pause, reflect, and ask ourselves what the actual fuck is going on in this raving madhouse of a country.